We’re not saying there’s a secret asphalt conspiracy… but we’re also not not saying it. If you’ve ever hit a pothole so deep you saw a new dimension, this is the shirt for you.

While your car’s suspension is taking hits from potholes, the government is busy making sure speed bumps are smoother than your dating life.

Introducing our Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt, the ultimate blend of comfort and style! This classic tee offers a relaxed fit that's perfect for any casual occasion. Whether you're lounging at home or out with friends, this t-shirt will keep you feeling great. Made from soft, 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s lightweight and breathable, making it ideal for year-round wear.

This t-shirt is perfect for anyone looking to express their personality while staying comfortable. It’s great for laid-back weekends, casual outings, or as a unique gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because! The clever and humorous phrase adds a fun twist that will surely start conversations. Embrace a casual vibe with this must-have addition to your wardrobe!

Product features
- Eco-friendly design without side seams to reduce fabric waste.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar maintains its shape beautifully.
- Shoulder tape enhances durability and prevents stretching.
- Soft and durable fabric perfect for printing with a unique natural look.
- Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex certified materials for safety.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors